The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
End of the Season (1994)
Wallace Langham: Phil
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Quotes
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Phil : [discussing what Larry said to Hank] What's the kiddin', talentless fat fuck, right?
Hank Kingsley : Yes, very hurtful. Not entirely accurate. I've lost up to 14 pounds.
Phil : Oh oh so so, talentless fuck would have been more appropriate?
Hank Kingsley : You skinny little shit!
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Phil : Where's Larry's fireman hat?
Larry Sanders : I don't need the fucking hat!
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Phil : You know, uh it hurt me when you rejected my Gay of Angeles joke.
Larry Sanders : Oh come on. That skecth was over-the-top, there was a character named Jerry Fagwell in it...
Roseanne : Larry, this is not the time to be judgemental.
Larry Sanders : You didn't... you didn't see it, there was a piece of garbage that sketch. You'd probably like it. As I recall, it was just...
Roseanne : This is not about *me*! Okay? I'm here to help *you*! I'm not the one with the pill problem. You self-destructive asshole.
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[first lines]
Phil : Hey, Arthur?
Arthur : Yeah?
Phil : Listen, I don't mean to push but we've got an hour and half before showtime and I need Larry to go over the monologue.
Arthur : Thank you, Philip, we've got an hour and 43 minutes before the showtime which explains the bad timing of your jokes.
Phil : My timing is fine.
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Larry Sanders : I can't stand up the whole show show, can I? Then I'd be uh...
Phil : Alex Trebek.
Larry Sanders : Alex Trebek.