- David Duchovny: God, you're really upset, aren't you? You really care about me, don't you?
- [caressing Larry]
- David Duchovny: You're uncomfortable?
- Larry Sanders: A little bit.
- David Duchovny: See you later.
- David Duchovny: Sometimes I do wish I was gay recently because I find you very attractive. I know it's not a gay thing because the feelings I have when I'm with you, it's the kind I have with a woman I like. It's like a warmth or a buzz. It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you. It's very confusing to me, do you understand?
- Larry Sanders: I'm a little uncomfortable.
- David Duchovny: Oh God, it's 6:30, I gotta go.