The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Hank's Sex Tape (1995)

Phil Leeds: Sid Bessel

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• Hank Kingsley : People think of Hank Kingsley as a, just a 'meat-and-potatoes' guy. You know? A guy you can invite over for dinner. 'Hey Hank, what are you doing tonight? Do you want some dinner? Come on over! We're having some meat and potatoes. What's that? You can't make it? You're busy? What are you doing?' WELL I'M JUST FUCKING TWO WOMEN!

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  Hank Kingsley : Jesus, can you say something?

  Sid Bessell : It's cycles! Show-business is cycles.

  Hank Kingsley : Do you understand how humiliating this is? Do you understand how exposed I feel? My God, I could lose the Orange Grower's deal!

  Sid Bessell : Who knew you were going to pull out your pecker on camera.

  Hank Kingsley : This is what you choose to say to me at this moment.