- Arthur: Okay. Well, let's put it this way. You've got people in an office, discussing religion, it separates them. Now you take our little group, Phil is a Buddhist...
- Hank Kingsley: I didn't know that!
- Arthur: That's exactly my point. Beverly is a Christian, Paula is an atheist, but we all join hands to put this show together every night and I don't want you to fuck that.
- Hank Kingsley: What religion is Larry?
- Arthur: Larry is a talk show host. Shalom, baby.
- [last lines]
- Arthur: Good morning, oh handsome one! You look so well rested and relaxed!
- Larry Sanders: I gotta tell you, I think that chair has changed my life.
- Beverly Barnes: [Beverly walks out of Larry's office] Oooh, my ass feels like it's on fire!
- Larry Sanders: I thought it was Phil.