- Arthur: Just another little tip. When you have meetings with her lawyer, always wear the same suit. That way they think it's the only one you own. They don't rape you so much on the fucking alimony.
- Darlene Chapinni: You're kidding. Hank has never missed a show. Never.
- Phil: [jumping up and down, sarcastic] Hank's not doing the show? How we'll survive? Will there be a tomorrow? God in heaven save us!