- [Ed is beeing reprimanded while serving on a jury]
- Judge: Mr. Deline, if you don't put away that cell phone, you will be in contempt of court and will spend Valentine's Day in jail with a cellmate named "Bubba".
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Also, Burt thinks that your breasts are lucky.
- Mary Connell: Why is everyone so fascinated by my breasts?
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: You're kidding, right?