Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

A Hair of the Blonde That Bit You (2001)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

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• Billy Hardcastle : I don't do knitting by choice. Just Lincoln green tights. The wife flatly refuses, and you can't buy 'em. You ask for Lincoln green, they look at you as if you're thick.

  Truly : I can understand that.

  Billy Hardcastle : That's just what the wife says.

  Clegg : I can understand that.

  Billy Hardcastle : Well, must be off. If you weren't really strong willed around here, people would talk you out of being stupid.

• Truly : No wonder you're always in trouble. You're gonna have to learn to lie better than that.

  Howard : Well, it's not as if I don't try. But she keeps confusing me with things like...

  Clegg : The truth?

  [laughs] 

  Clegg : Now that's really sneaky of her, Howard.