- Conan O'Brien: If you don't mind, I thought maybe we'd try a little scene work here. You guys are so good playing off each other. What about Dr. Hibbert examines Homer?
- Dan Castellaneta: [as Homer] Dr. Hibbert?
- Harry Shearer: [as Dr. Hibbert] Yes, sir?
- Dan Castellaneta: Uh, sorry, I... ate all your tongue depressors. I thought they were Popsicle sticks.
- Harry Shearer: That's all right, Homer, you just, uh, take your pants down now.
- Dan Castellaneta: Uh, well, I already have.
- Harry Shearer: Well all right.
- [Conan laughs]
- Dan Castellaneta: It's just that my legs are blue.
- Harry Shearer: And they're a bit billowy!
- [laughs]
- Harry Shearer: All right now, bend over...
- Dan Castellaneta: All right...
- Conan O'Brien: I don't want this to get dirty or anything.
- Harry Shearer: I'm gonna need a rubber glove, now just... oh, I think I'm gonna need a BACK-UP rubber glove!
- [laughs]
- Dan Castellaneta: Ooh, your hands are cold, doctor!
- Conan O'Brien: Now, what about Mr., what about Mr. Burns firing Homer?
- Dan Castellaneta: [as Homer] Uh, Mr. Burns, I'm sorry I ate all your tongue depressors.
- [Conan laughs]
- Harry Shearer: [as Mr. Burns] That's all right, Homer, I didn't have any.
- Dan Castellaneta: D'oh!
- [audience cheers]
- Harry Shearer: Now, Simpson, Simpson, what is it exactly you DO at the nuclear power plant?
- Dan Castellaneta: Well, I make sure everything's safe. I make sure people safen up and be safe. In a safe way.
- Harry Shearer: I don't think we need that anymore; the regulatory noose has been loosened around us. So I think we can dispense with your service. You can consider yourself "downsized".
- Dan Castellaneta: [nervous] What does that mean?
- Conan O'Brien: [laughs] He's so scared.
- Harry Shearer: [as Smithers] I, uh, I think it means you're dismissed, Homer.
- Dan Castellaneta: Oh good! Whew! Can I go back to work now?