Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: [discussing being governor] It's non-stop legislative action that's going to blow your mind!
Conan O'Brien: Non-stop legislative action? Huh, really?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, just yesterday, I was in a meeting where we discussed paving a road! Paving a road!
Conan O'Brien: Paving a road, wow.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, and get this: There's a park in Santa Barbara that wants to plant new trees, and we don't know if we can afford it! We don't know!
Conan O'Brien: Wow.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: It's up in the air!
Conan O'Brien: Oh yeah, you don't know!
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: The whole universe doesn't know!
Conan O'Brien: Yeah, well I'm, wow.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Let me finish!
Conan O'Brien: I'm sorry, that just sounds very boring.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: No! You don't understand, there's so much more! So we discussed the park for over three hours, and then I slowly turned to the tree-lovers, and I squinted my eyes and I said, "Your bark is worse than your bite." You get it? Because they bark like a tree! It's like a tree...
Conan O'Brien: Yeah. Sir, that is so very lame.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: YOU'RE lame!
Conan O'Brien: What?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: YOU'RE lame!
Conan O'Brien: No, you're lame!
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: No! No, don't tell me I'm the one who's not lame! You're the opposite of lame, which is, I forgot what I'm saying.
Conan O'Brien: Settle down, sir.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Listen, there's so much more!
Conan O'Brien: It sounds exciting.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: We proposed adding more links to the California web page.
Conan O'Brien: What?
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yah, so that people will have better access to postal rates in their areas!
Conan O'Brien: Sir, I gotta tell you, that...
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: [interrupting] Help, I'm BORED! Out of my mind!
Conan O'Brien: That's what I'm talking about.
Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm so bored, what the hell have I done? The day to day politics is the most boring job in the universe! If it doesn't get more action-packed soon, I'm gonna lose my mind!
Lips of Al Gore: [enters the monitor] May I suggest growing a beard?