Roger Ebert: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• Gene Siskel : The last show, uh, we were fighting, but this time, we're gettin' along good. And Valentine's Day, I'm tryin' to decide whether to get Roger the, uh, thirty pound box of chocolates or the sixty pound box.

  [audience laughter/oohs] 

  David Letterman : Do we really need this...

  Roger Ebert : No. Sixty-five pounds I'm down now, he still makes the fat jokes. You know what's gonna happen? Before long, instead of being the bald one and the fat one, it's gonna be the bald one and the good-looking guy.

  David Letterman : Yes.

  [audience applause] 

  Roger Ebert : Gene, you know what I'd like...

  Gene Siskel : [interrupting]  And you'll be describing the same person!

  [audience laughter]