- Richie Cunningham: Fonz this is not looking good I mean I think they're losing
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Hey there's an old saying in the neighborhood: The bull fight ain't over until the Matador spits
- Richie Cunningham: Oh well that's good. I don't know what that means Fonz
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Trust me, watch them.
- Vernon: This is ust among the women folk! Now ve up here have 3 ways of handling this. You can have an Axe fight
- Shirley Feeney: [Whimpering]
- Laverne DeFazio: You know just 2 weeks ago I would have jumped at an Axe fight but I gave it up for Lent.
- Shirley Feeney: What are the other 2 choices?
- Vernon: Pig skinning.
- Shirley Feeney: I do hope I miss understood you. I do hope that was pig spinning and even that I would consider a little cruel.
- Vernon: Vell the only other choice is uh Square Dancing.
- Shirley Feeney: What kind of a monster are you?
- Laverne DeFazio: We'll take that! We'll Do-Si-Do circles around them.