- Det. Sgt. Maxwell "Max" Greevey: Do you think a lot of cops are gay?
- Detective Mike Logan: No way, man. The department's got a special test. They look you in the eye, and if your left eye blinks before your right eye, they know you're gay.
- [Blinks at Greevey with his left eye]
- Det. Sgt. Maxwell "Max" Greevey: [after Stone was punched in the mouth] How's the jaw?
- Ben Stone: It only hurts when I prosecute, so find something to keep me out of the courtroom until the swelling goes down.
- Jack Curry: What gives you the right to decide how I should live the rest of my life?
- EADA Ben Stone: Unfortunately, you did. Not once, not twice, but three times.
- Adam Schiff: [to Stone] You've got a copycat, a mother just shot her retarded son. She said she got the idea of a mercy killing from the Holland case.