Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Head (2004)

Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler

Quotes 

• Elliot Stabler : [after Meredith is arrested for contacting Shane when she reveals to him that she is pregnant]  You didn't need to lay this on the little boy. What were you doing?

  Meredith Rice : I don't know. My husband's leaving me, my stepson won't even talk to me, I've lost my home, my job and the irony is, all I've ever wanted is a baby of my own. Be careful what you wish for, huh?

• Jackie Madden : Of course I bought a shirt. Got to support my little man! Hey-ya!

  Elliot Stabler : Probably appreciate it a lot more if you were sober.

  Jackie Madden : Screw you.

• Meredith Rice : My head is splitting. I think I need a doctor.

  Elliot Stabler : We've got a great company shrink you can see. You've got to be out of your mind to be running off with a 6th grader.

• Elliot Stabler : [when Meredith Rice begins making out with him]  That's a bad idea.

  Meredith Rice : Come on. Let's get it on.

  Elliot Stabler : Are you crazy? You're out of your mind!

  [pushes Meredith away and she falls to the ground] 

  Olivia Benson : [to Stabler as she enters the interrogation room]  Is there a problem here?

  Elliot Stabler : No problem. I think she's going for an insanity defense.

• Elliot Stabler : [to Sergeant Tucker]  Sorry to interrupt your beauty sleep, but I'll be waiting for my union rep.

  Ed Tucker : Smart move if you got something to hide.

  Olivia Benson : He was sexually assaulted.

  Ed Tucker : Oh, what a surprise. The partner's gonna back him up.

  Olivia Benson : Yeah, how would you feel if a perp had your boys in a vise grip?

  Ed Tucker : Cuff her, not bash her brains in.