Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Obscene (2004)

Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch

Quotes 

• John Munch : [while visiting Carolyn Spencer's website for her protest group]  Click here to learn which corporate sponsors to boycott. Click here so your children will never again be exposed to the mind-warping trauma of a nipple on television.

• Detective Elliot Stabler : [about BJ Cameron]  He's encouraging people to rape. What, "Jessie needs a good banging, go out and give it to her"?

  A.D.A. Casey Novak : This guy knows his law, though. He's protected under "Brandenburg" unless his intent is to go out and produce an imminent and probable lawless act. He could say to you, "Elliot Stabler, I command you to rape Jessie Dawning," you wouldn't have a case against him.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : How is that possible?

  John Munch : Elliot, he doesn't really mean for you to do it. It's a joke.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Except this time, someone really went out and did it.

  John Munch : Yeah, well, there's your bad guy, not BJ.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : They're both just as bad.

  A.D.A. Casey Novak : Elliot, you're 0-for-3.