- Elliot Stabler: Either you let them rape your daughter or your husband took their semen out of you and did it himself.
- Angie Landricks: That's disgusting.
- Elliot Stabler: [screams] You're disgusting! You are! Your own child!
- Elliot Stabler: Can you tell me who James Randall is?
- Sally Landricks: He lives with us.
- Elliot Stabler: Is he old like me?
- Sally Landricks: Worse.
- Elliot Stabler: Can you tell me who these are?
- Sally Landricks: That's Phillip and Antwone.
- Elliot Stabler: And who's their mom?
- Sally Landricks: Mom is.
- Elliot Stabler: But who's their real mom?
- Sally Landricks: My mom is, stupid. They're my brothers.
- Miranda Bowen: [about two young boys from the Landricks' house] Detective Benson, we've got a problem. There's no record of these two in the home. No names, no addresses...
- Detective Olivia Benson: What does Mrs. Landricks say?
- Miranda Bowen: Nothing I can repeat.
- Elliot Stabler: [after Jackie ends up in the hospital due to a breakdown]
- [to Dr. Huang]
- Elliot Stabler: She's playing with dolls. How do you know she's not faking?
- Dr. George Huang: You don't. Not until you talk to her.
- Elliot Stabler: Who, me? No, no. No, no, no. No, you're the shrink.
- Dr. George Huang: And you're the dad. That's what she's looking for. Another father.
- Tom Landricks: I love my daughter. She means everything to me. I would never harm a hair on her head.
- Alex Cabot: Shut up. I'll see you in court.
- Capt. Donald Cragen: You think Landricks is a murderer and not just a sick freak?
- John Munch: Since when do those two exclude each other?
- Elliot Stabler: You heard Tom Landricks is getting his family back?
- John Munch: It gets worse. ACS just called. Jackie's pregnant, wants to keep the baby.
- Odafin Tutuola: Daddy's turkey basting worked.
- Tom Landricks: There is no way that I would hurt Karen. The kids loved her. You are setting me up! You put those terrible things there.
- Elliot Stabler: Under two feet of concrete?
- Detective Olivia Benson: Tom, we know that it's Karen.
- Cleo Conrad: How for God's sake?
- Detective Olivia Benson: Her mitochondrial DNA was an identical match to the grandmother.
- Tom Landricks: [to Conrad] What are they talking about? I didn't do anything.
- Elliot Stabler: You know something, I'm done with this guy.
- [to Tom Landricks]
- Elliot Stabler: Yeah, you did. You tied her up, you raped her, you killed her, you tried to hide her body. Next time I see you, you're gonna have a needle in your arm. Keep denying it.
- Tom Landricks: I had to protect my family. If there are no children, the family dies.
- Detective Olivia Benson: What about Jackie? She tried to run away. Were you gonna kill her, too?
- Tom Landricks: No. I'd never hurt Jackie.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Well, she's hurting now, Tom. She's got a baby inside of her that you put there.
- Tom Landricks: Jackie loves me. She knows that I love her and she'll do what's best for the family.
- Jackie Landricks: [to Stabler] He's my dad. He did all those horrible things and he's my dad.
- Elliot Stabler: But you got away.
- Jackie Landricks: Yeah, I did. I'm not gonna keep the baby. It's what Dad would have wanted, isn't it? I'm not gonna do that anymore.
- Detective Olivia Benson: [to Jackie Landricks] We're gonna call your mom and dad and they'll meet you at the hospital, okay?
- Jackie Landricks: No, please don't tell them. They'll kill me.
- Elliot Stabler: Jackie, this is not your fault. They're just gonna be glad you're safe.
- Karl Serrit: [while using the restroom] Jealous?
- John Munch: No, but I am impressed. I believe the technical term for that is a Prince Albert.
- Karl Serrit: Ladies love the prince.
- Odafin Tutuola: The technical term for these are handcuffs.
- [handcuffs Karl]
- James Randall: Just because I have high cholesterol doesn't mean I raped anybody.
- John Munch: So it's just a coincidence, Mr. Randall that the medication you take wound up inside Jackie Landricks?
- James Randall: Yeah, it's just a coincidence. Lots of guys have high cholesterol.
- Odafin Tutuola: Lots of guys don't live next to the victim's bedroom.
- James Randall: You want a DNA sample, sure, I'll give you a DNA sample. Just get me a plastic cup or a pretty woman, I'll give you all the DNA you want.
- [unzips his pants]
- John Munch: Put it away, Mr. Randall. All we need is to swab inside your mouth.
- James Randall: [after it's revealed that his DNA was inside Jackie Landricks] I swear I never laid a hand on her.
- Elliot Stabler: Right. Your little tadpoles just swam in all by themselves.
- James Randall: [about Jackie Landricks] I didn't touch the girl!
- Elliot Stabler: Don't tell me. You just had sex with her mom.
- James Randall: Yeah, that's right.
- Detective Olivia Benson: That's pretty ballsy doing it right under her husband's nose.
- Elliot Stabler: Oh, the hell. He paid me to do it.
- Elliot Stabler: He paid you to have sex with his wife?
- James Randall: Yeah. He likes to watch.
- Jackie Landricks: [to Stabler while she's playing dolls with him] This is Cindy's friend, Bear. He likes her very much, don't you, Bear?
- Elliot Stabler: Why does he like her?
- Jackie Landricks: Because Cindy knows what Bear wants.
- Elliot Stabler: And what do I want?
- Jackie Landricks: You want Cindy to be nice to you.
- Elliot Stabler: And how are you gonna be nice to me?
- Jackie Landricks: She'll make you feel good. Do you want her to show you? It's okay. I know what to do.
- Elliot Stabler: Yeah, how do you know what to do?
- Jackie Landricks: Cause I've watched.
- Elliot Stabler: Who did you watch, Jackie?
- Jackie Landricks: My mom.
- [stops playing with the dolls]
- Elliot Stabler: You watched her with other men? Is that what you want to do?
- Jackie Landricks: Daddy said I couldn't.
- Elliot Stabler: That's because he is selfish. He just wants to keep you all for himself.
- Jackie Landricks: He loves me.
- Elliot Stabler: Sometimes people say that they love you and they can do bad things.
- Odafin Tutuola: [to Karl Sirett about Jackie] So why'd you run when she tried to kill herself?
- Karl Serrit: Those guys had it under control.
- Odafin Tutuola: Or you knew the cops were on the way and she'd finger you.
- Karl Serrit: Finger me for what?
- John Munch: We know you like attacking women. Did you go all the way with Jackie?
- Karl Serrit: Who's Jackie?
- Odafin Tutuola: The girl you followed into the subway. The girl you raped.
- Karl Serrit: I told you I never saw that bitch before.
- John Munch: [while reading from a file] "I never saw the girl. I never met the bitch." You should get a better story, don't you think?
- Gina Bernardo: [about Karl Sirett] Oh, so he is the only man in New York City with a pierced schlong?
- Elliot Stabler: [to Mr. Landricks] You know, I gotta ask you something. Why would you let a 40-year-old man rent a room right next to your 15-year-old daughter?
- Tom Landricks: Why? Because I need my head examined.
- Angie Landricks: [about her husband] He wanted me to have the kids.
- Elliot Stabler: He wanted you to have the kids.
- Angie Landricks: Sally was his last. He can't have any more.
- Elliot Stabler: That's very sad. So he just pulls men off the streets and lets them play inseminator?
- Cleo Conrad: [to Cabot] Jackie was just transferred to a psychiatric treatment facility. You think a jury is gonna buy her crazy story?
- Alex Cabot: I think when a jury hears that your client paid strangers to screw his wife, they're gonna believe pretty much anything she says.
- Charles Eno: I had sex with Angie Landricks, but I never touched the girl.
- John Munch: You had sex with Jackie's mother?
- Charles Eno: Yeah! Why would I mess with jailbait when I could get it from her moms?