- Detective Olivia Benson: Anyone who's seen a Tori Spelling movie-of-the-week could have given the same performance Virginia did.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [kissing his kids] Love you...
- Maureen Stabler: Dad, not on the lips.
- [walks away]
- Detective Elliot Stabler: When did that happen?
- Kathy Stabler: When you were at work.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Virginia, Detectives Munch and Cassidy will escort you home.
- Virginia Hayes: Can I drive?
- Det. John Munch: Well seeing as how you're about as old as my partner, I don't see why not.
- Detective Brian Cassidy: Huh?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [about Virginia] She's just like Maureen. Drama's a major food group for teenage girls.
- Det. Monique Jefferies: Is there anything you just accept?
- Det. John Munch: Yes. Compliments.
- Det. Monique Jefferies: Oh, no wonder you're so skeptical.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Has Maureen had sex yet, do you know?
- Kathy Stabler: God I hope not.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: I wonder *how* we'll know.
- Kathy Stabler: *If* we'll know.
- Det. John Munch: The guy's wanderlust is one adverb short of Robert James Waller.
- Det. Monique Jefferies: Mmmm... Bridges of Madison County.
- Detective Brian Cassidy: That was incredible.
- Det. John Munch: How 'bout incredibly banal: short, muscular sentences displaying total absence of original thinking?
- Detective Brian Cassidy: I was talking about the movie.
- Capt. Donald Cragen: You know I'm getting a headache. So far we have one convicted sex offender who may not have molested anyone, and a dead guy who wasn't a sex offender who may have.
- Prosecuting Attorney: I think we've got enough to hold him over...
- [sees Olivia nervously ripping the paper]
- Prosecuting Attorney: ... after I make a new copy of this.
- Tom Dayton: I didn't touch Virginia and I didn't kill Schiller!
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Well, you lied to Annabel Hayes!
- Tom Dayton: I'm a different person now!
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Who still gets jealous of the affections of a little girl. I'm surprised you didn't ask Annabel to marry you! Then Virginia would be Daddy's little girl!
- Detective Olivia Benson: Elliot!
- Detective Olivia Benson: [to Elliot] Sometimes enough is enough.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: No, it's not. It never is.
- Det. Monique Jefferies: [about Virginia] Hey, Munch, she's a child.
- Det. John Munch: The appeal goes beyond a midlife crisis. The way a top shows off a flat stomach...
- Detective Elliot Stabler: The mature discussions you can have about the Backstreet Boys.