- Ward Cleaver: I talked to Mrs Clark today.
- June Cleaver: Oh. Is she with Hoskins?
- Ward Cleaver: No, Thompson-Baker. They have an exclusive.
- June Cleaver: What about Church's. Mrs Clark says we can steal that.
- Ward Cleaver: They always say that.
- Wally Cleaver: Hey, uh, whadda you guys talkin' about?
- Ward Cleaver: Oh, ah-heh. Well, your mother and I were talking about houses.
- Theodore Cleaver: Oh. For a minute there, I thought you were gonna steal a church!
- Wally Cleaver: I promised Tooey I'd help him rig up a stereophonic sound system in his house.
- Ward Cleaver: Tooey understands stereophonic sound?
- Wally Cleaver: Well, he's got two radios. We're gonna put one in his room, and one in his brother's room, then we're gonna sit in the bathroom and see how it sounds.
- [Beaver has accepted going-away presents even though the Cleavers won't be moving away]
- Theodore Cleaver: Wally, what do you think would happen if I didn't give them back?
- Wally Cleaver: The guys will think you're a crook.
- Theodore Cleaver: What'd you have to say that for?
- Wally Cleaver: 'Cause you asked me.
- Theodore Cleaver: Well it was a bad answer. You could have at least not said it.