- June Cleaver: What happened in school today?
- Wally Cleaver: Ah, nothin' much. Oh, a girl sitting next to me got hysterics during a geometry test.
- June Cleaver: Dear! What did you do?
- Wally Cleaver: Well, I made believe I didn't notice. Then the teacher called the school nurse and they came and took her away. Boy, it was really somethin'. She bawled all the way to the infirmary.
- June Cleaver: Oh, Wally! That's terrible!
- Wally Cleaver: Gee, Mom, I don't think she really flipped or anything. She just doesn't dig geometry.