Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Beaver and Chuey (1958)

Hugh Beaumont: Ward Cleaver

Photos 

Quotes 

• June Cleaver : [June is trying to make Chuey's mother feel welcome, in spite of their language barrier]  Won't you sit down? No, sit down. La mesa...

  Carmela Varela : ¿La mesa?

  June Cleaver : [pointing to the chair]  La mesa.

  Carmela Varela : Oh, gracias.

  June Cleaver : [later, after Sra Varela leaves]  Ward, isn't "la mesa" the Spanish word for chair?

  Ward Cleaver : No, I think it's "la silla".

  June Cleaver : Oh, dear. Heaven knows what I told her to sit on.

• Ward Cleaver : [Shaking his head and sighing]  Wally, I don't see how you put up with Eddie Haskell.

  Wally Cleaver : Well, I've known him since the second grade, well, even if he is kind of a rat, a guy's gotta have a best friend.

• Wally Cleaver : But we're gonna be working on my bike. I just hope they don't come around asking a lotta dumb questions.

  Ward Cleaver : Well if they do, you and Eddie give 'em some dumb answers.