Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Beaver and Kenneth (1960)
Jerry Mathers: The Beaver
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Quotes
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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [in front of the bedroom mirror] What are you doin', Wally?
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : I'm puttin' talcum powder on my beard, so it'll hide it.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : But you don't got a beard.
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : Yeah, but if I put enough talcum powder on it, nobody will know that.
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June Cleaver : Well, Beaver, I just hope you realize that wherever you go or whatever you do, there's always somebody watching you.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Sure, Mom. You watch me and Dad watches me, when I'm at school the teacher watches me and when I go to the movies, the ushers watch me.
June Cleaver : No, Beaver. I mean somebody else.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Gee, Mom, do you mean like God?
June Cleaver : Mmm-hmm. And Beaver, if you do something bad, you're gonna hurt Him.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt God. He's got enough trouble with the Russians and all.