Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Beaver's Frogs (1961)
Jerry Mathers: The Beaver
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Quotes
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Richard Rickover : [Beaver is coming out of a lingerie shop as Richard is walking by] Hey, Beaver!
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Hi, Richard.
Richard Rickover : Hi, Beav. Hey, what were you doin' in there?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Lookin' for a job.
Richard Rickover : Selling ladies' nightgowns?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : 'Course not. Well, I was gonna ask them, well, if they needed a boy, you know, to sweep out and clean the windows and stuff like that. But when I got in there and saw all that creepy underwear lookin' at me, I sorta chickened out.
[NOTE: The words "lookin' at me" were added as a voiceover. Beaver originally just made a face indicating his disgust]
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Richard Rickover : If you get a real job like that in a shop, you gotta have a work permit and a Social Security number and all that stuff.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : What's a Social Security number?
Richard Rickover : Oh, that's when you get too old to work, the government pays you for doin' nothin'.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Gee! How old do you have to be?
Richard Rickover : Real old. About 30 or 35, I guess.