- Clarence Rutherford: [Lumpy bites into a piece of prank candy with soap in the middle] Where'd you make this stuff? In a chemistry lab?
- Eddie Haskell: [Eddie and the others think that Wally has been pulling practical jokes] Why don't you go beddy-bye, Junior, and let the party grow up!
- Clarence Rutherford: Will ya quit clowning around, Wally!
- Carolyn: Wally, I had no idea you were so juvenile!
- Clarence Rutherford: Where you getting all these clever ideas, Wally? You been watching Kiddie's House Party on TV again?
- Theodore Cleaver: It's not Wally's fault. I'm the guy that did all this stuff.
- Ward Cleaver: [Looking down the stairs, listening to snoop on the party] I feel like a U-2 plane!
- June Cleaver: [music from the record player starts and then stops, twice] How in the world can anyone dance to that kind of music?
- Ward Cleaver: It's probably something new. The Hesitation Twist.
- Clarence Rutherford: [Lumpy thinks that Eddie has been pulling practical jokes] Ya know, Eddie, this seems just like the kind of thing you would do!
- Eddie Haskell: Oh, sure! I'm the kind of guy that goes around putting rubber cheese in my own sandwiches!