- Theodore Cleaver: [Wally asks to get his driver's license, and his parents leave the room to discuss the matter] What are you gonna do, Wally, if they say No?
- Wally Cleaver: What can I do?
- Theodore Cleaver: I think you can get Dad to OK it, but Mom's the one who's puttin' up the fight.
- Wally Cleaver: Yeah. That's because she was never a guy.
- Wally Cleaver: [to family, explaining why he needs the car] When you get your license you just gotta get a date.
- Ward Cleaver: How long have you had your driver's license, Eddie?
- Eddie Haskell: In six weeks it'll be two months!