- Jackie Bradford: Oh, thanks, Dino. I miss one class and you get us an "F."
- Dino Whitman: What? You shouldn't have skipped. Where were you anyways?
- Jackie Bradford: None of your business. I can't believe this, Dino. How can you be so inept?
- Dino Whitman: [laughs; thinking] I am so done with her. Yeah, I'm gonna have sex with Zoe right here on Jackie's desk. Then we'll do it on Chang's desk.
- Matt Gleason: [whispering to Jackie] We don't have to stay for the whole thing. You wanna get out of here?
- Jackie Bradford: You can do that?
- Matt Gleason: Yeah. It's not a prison.
- Jackie Bradford: Yeah. Let's go.
- Matt Gleason: [in the hallway going to the dance] Are you really sure you wanna go in there?
- Jackie Bradford: Are you getting cold feet?
- Matt Gleason: No, it's just that dances aren't really my deal and we're not exactly dressed for it.
- Jackie Bradford: Oh, come on. It'll be fun. Worst case, we get kicked out. Let's just go.
- [walks into the dance]
- Jonathan Fields: [to Dino] Weren't you the one who said the whole dance thing was stupid?
- Dino Whitman: That was before Zoë said that she'd have sex with me on a teacher's desk.
- Ben Connor: I'm tired of always hiding and sneaking around... and all of this lying. I don't like lying. It doesn't feel right!
- Jonathan Fields: [to Dino] So, how's the new coach?
- Dino Whitman: Great! He's fat and ugly. I love the guy!