Life on Mars (TV Series)

Episode #1.1 (2006)

Marshall Lancaster: Chris Skelton

Quotes 

• Gene : Right, we pulled a bird in, Dora Keane, she was the last person to see the victim alive.

  Sam Tyler : Is she a suspect?

  Gene : Nope, just a pain in the arse.

  Sam Tyler : Okay, alright, brief me in full. What do I need to know?

  Gene : She's a pain in the arse.

  Sam Tyler : What, so you've handed her into lost property?

  Chris Skelton : Well, we could use the canteen, but she's a right mouthy bird, this one.

  Sam Tyler : Hang on, you're going to do the interview in there?

  Gene : Thick walls.

• Chris Skelton : Someone needs to take a look at you boss, you're as white as a ginger bird's arse!