- Lucy Barker: [eating a chocolate chip cookie] If this gets around my name'll be mud at the Happy Fig Health Food Store.
- Margo Barker McGibbon: [to Lucy] Do you remember when I was 13, and all my girlfriends were going steady? Finally Randy Fargo asked me to go steady. Do you remember what you told me?
- Lucy Barker: Yeah, I told you there was no future in the name Margo Fargo.