- Audrey, Lucy's Sister: Darling, nobody but nobody serves Swedish meatballs anymore.
- Lucy Barker: Not even the Swedes?
- Ted McGibbon: [about Audrey] She's dating some guy who owns a winery up in the Napa Valley.
- Lucy Barker: Ernest? Julio? Or both?
- Lucy Barker: [holding her wedding gown] When Margo was little she found my dress in the attic and she called it 'the most bootiful dwess in the world'! When she was little she talked a lot like Elmer Fudd.
- Curtis McGibbon: Well, she's going to wuv it.