- Ted McGibbon: You know what they say, Mom. It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
- Kevin McGibbon: And how many trophies you have!
- Curtis McGibbon: A new video cassette recorder! My! They didn't have things like that when I was in school.
- Lucy Barker: No, they sat in front of the fire and made shadow puppets on the wall of the cave.
- Lucy Barker: I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't do magic. I'm a well-rounded flop!