- Martha Kent: [to Clark] I never spanked you. I never had to. But right now, I'd like to drop your britches and tan your hide like cheap leather.
- Lois Lane: Well, you two are invited to my house for Christmas dinner tonight.
- Perry White: Well that sure beats the soup kitchen.
- Lois Lane: Don't get your hopes too high.
- Lois Lane: Clark! You came. Why aren't you in Smallville with your folks?
- Clark Kent: Oh, uh... my plane got snowed in.
- Lois Lane: It did? But it's not snowing... Oh! You are the best!
- Mr. Schott: Mrs. Duffy? Mrs. Duffy? I have a surprise.
- Lois Lane: So do we. You're busted. Merry Christmas.