Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

The Prankster (1994)

Bronson Pinchot: Kyle Griffin

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• The Prankster : Did I ever tell you how much time I spent in prison?

  Victor : I think you said about five years.

  The Prankster : About five years. And you know, in that whole time I never got one single day off for good behavior. You know why?

  [Victor shakes his head. The Prankster laughs] 

  The Prankster : Cause I'm, I'm just not a very nice person.

  [He tugs on Victor's tie] 

  The Prankster : See, I'm not a very nice person.

  [He tightens Victor's tie, choking him] 

  The Prankster : And my problem today is that I just don't feel...

  [He pulls Victor's goggles out towards him as though to snap them back onto his head] 

  The Prankster : ... That you understand how much this project means to me.

  [He nods in an "Okay?" manner, searching from some understanding from Victor. Victor nods nervously] 

  Victor : I understand! I understand. It won't ever happen again.

  The Prankster : [grimacing]  No?

  Victor : No.

  [the Prankster gently places the goggles back on Victor's head] 

  The Prankster : Good. Hey, we've had a long day. How about I take you out to the old ball game?

  [He raises his fists jokingly] 

• The Prankster : Oh, boy, what a great story this is gonna be. Too bad your paper won't be run to publish it.

  Lois Lane : What's the Planet got to do with this?

  The Prankster : Well, my bio wanted a demonstration and so I was like, "Um I'd better decimate a building for them", and I thought, "What better building to destroy than the paper that sent me to prison?" It'll be really nifty.

• The Prankster : Good morning, Metropolis. Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt your little news, uh, bulletin there, but what I've got to say is just more important. Now the bomb you see on your TV screens is hidden in the basement of one the city's scientific laboratories. Just so everyone isn't inconvenienced I'll tell you that that laboratory is located in our city's lovely riverfront industrial area.

  Pete : Alright, somebody get all this right away!

  Clark Kent : I'll go. Lois, why don't you stay and find out how we can cut into this broadcast?

  Lois Lane : Okay, fine.

  The Prankster : As you can see, the bomb on your screens will detonate in exactly one minute and fifteen seconds, and if you're in that area - fourteen seconds - you might wanna consider taking an early lunch. 'Leven seconds. Hey, if you're wondering how come I'm pulling this looney prank, all I can say is that I'm an incurable romantic and I just wanna show the world the explosive nature of my love for Lois Lane.