Materialistic Joanne (
Jenifer Shaw) dumps her boyfriend Dale Rheinhart (
John Ritter) and goes on the cruise with a guy (
Mark Thomas) she just met, who drives an expensive car. Dale tries to board but the only available slot can only given to a woman. So Dale steals luggage from female passengers, wears a dress, pretends to be a woman, while sharing a cabin with a woman (
Tovah Feldshuh), who's also been dumped at the altar. Maurice and Stella Marshall (
Sherman Hemsley and
LaWanda Page) are constantly bickering, when they find themselves stuck in a elevator. Janette Bradford (
Jaclyn Smith) needs time apart from her husband Lucas (
David Knapp) and goes on the cruise, alone. But Lucas has hired P.I. Dennis Kingsley (
Dennis Cole) to keep tabs on her.
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