- Lovejoy: Nelson Mandela is President of South Africa, you're going on the wagon, and I'm getting married.
- Tinker Dill: Here's to the three of us.
- Tinker Dill: [about his marriage] Are you getting cold feet?
- Lovejoy: Can't tell, Tink. I have no feeling below my knees.
- Tinker Dill: As long as you have feelings above them.
- Charlotte Cavendish: [to Jane] The trouble with women like us is we think we can change people like Lovejoy.
- Lovejoy: [Last words of the episode and the entire series] The past is a foreign country, and Lovejoy doesn't live there anymore.