- Bernard: We've had some real dingbats in here. You've heard about the stuffed wolf, haven't you?
- Eric Catchpole: Stuffed wolf?
- Bernard: A couple of months ago an old geezer brought this stuffed wolf in with him - about four foot high.
- Eric Catchpole: The geezer?
- Bernard: No, the wolf. He put it in the corner of his room and the central heating dried it out so much the skin split open, and guess what there was inside?
- Tinker Dill: Little Red Riding Hood?
- Tinker Dill: Few people can resist a pit bull tax collector when he has his teeth firmly embedded in your bottom.