- [Lucy and Dorothy are at the restaurant. The waitress is taking their orders]
- Dorothy: I'll have a cup of tea.
- Waitress: [writing down] And...?
- Dorothy: That's it.
- Lucy Carmichael: And I'll have a bowl of hot water.
- Waitress: [exclaims] A bowl of hot water! Did you come here to eat or take a bath?
- [first lines]
- Waitress: Are you ready to order?
- Lucy Carmichael: Not yet, I'm waiting for some friends.
- Waitress: Okay.
- Lucy Carmichael: Mr. Willis? Mr. Willis. Do you really need money?
- Chuck Willis: Oh, no. No, no, I'm really an eccentric millionaire. Course I need money!
- Lucy Carmichael: Why you just take wonderful, wonderful pictures. This picture of Mrs. Mooney is just fantastic.
- Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: That is a picture of the Grand Canyon. You know it does look like Irma with her mouth open.
- Lucy Carmichael: [negotiating with Mr. Mooney] Why should you get half of my half? I'll give you 10 per cent.
- Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: Mrs. Carmichael, you do not bargain with Leonardo Da Vinci.