- Ethel Mertz: Oh, now Rick. It's kind of cozy.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah. Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Nome.
- [Lucy and Ethel laugh, but Ricky is not amused]
- Ricky Ricardo: Things aren't bad enough, huh?
- Ethel Mertz: [stops Fred from getting into the bed] Just a minute. We're going to do this democratically. We're going to draw to see who sleeps where.
- Ricky Ricardo: That's right.
- [picks up his hat and holds it up]
- Lucy Ricardo: Me first. Me first.
- Ricky Ricardo: Ah, ah, ah. No cheating.
- Lucy Ricardo: My mother... told me... to chose... you.
- [pulls out and reads piece of paper]
- Lucy Ricardo: The HAMMOCK!
- Ricky Ricardo: Don't blame me, blame your mother.
- Ethel Mertz: I'll go last.
- [Fred draws a paper from the hat]
- Ethel Mertz: What'd you get, Fred. What'd you get?
- Fred Mertz: [looking down at the sleeping bag on the floor] None of your business and get your big feet off my bed.