- Ricky Ricardo: I understand you met my wife, Lucy.
- Fernando Lamas: [remembering his skiing accident with her the day before] Eh, yes.
- Ricky Ricardo: Uh, you see, we had a fight, y'know, so, and she came out here alone, y'know, and then she saw you and she got an idea, and she, she got somebody telling me that you were seeing a lot of each other, so that I would come up here because I was yealous.
- Fernando Lamas: Uh, yealous?
- Ricky Ricardo: Sí. Celoso.
- Fernando Lamas: Oh, yealous!
- [Lucy learns that their skiing trip has been cancelled, and begins crying]
- Ricky Ricardo: Honey, don't worry. We'll go sometime.
- Lucy Ricardo: [angrily] When?
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, maybe next month.
- Lucy Ricardo: Next month! And the next month it'll be the next month...
- Ricky Ricardo: Oh, no.
- Lucy Ricardo: ...and the next month after that'll be the next month after that. Ohhh, maybe the only way I'll get to go on my second honeymoon is to go without you.
- Ricky Ricardo: [getting annoyed] All right, if that's the way you feel, maybe you should go without me.
- Lucy Ricardo: Maybe I will! Maybe it's a good idea for husbands and wives to take separate honeymoons.
- Fred Mertz: Why didn't we think of that?
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, dry up.