M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Deal Me Out (1973)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
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Quotes
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Army Capt. Halloran : [sitting down beside Cpl. Klinger, and seeing him in drag for the first time] Hey... Up close, you're a guy!
Cpl. Klinger : Far away too.
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Klinger : ["The Conference" is under way] Five clams.
Trapper : I'm out.
Henry Blake : I'm in.
Hawkeye : I wonder what the chances are of my getting the fifth Jack? Oh well not to worry.
[Calls]
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Your five, and up five.
Klinger : That's mean.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : I'm gonna beat the pants off ya, lady.
Trapper : Hey! Where'd we get the kosher salami?
Capt. Sam Pak : I brought it! A little girl I knew at Berkley sent it. She's a yenta now.
Klinger : All right, all right. Here we go. Down and dirty!
[deals the next cards]
Dr. Sidney Freedman : [groaning at his hand] Aiyeeeee!
Hawkeye : What's your problem, poker face?
Dr. Sidney Freedman : I'm "committing suicide."
Henry Blake : Go out in turn, Sidney. Whoops, just found something... but i'll check.
Hawkeye : Hey, I bought the fifth Jack... i'm out.
Klinger : Dealer bets ten bucks!
[tosses in the bet]
Klinger : Colonel?
Henry Blake : [Radar enters behind him trying to get his attention, Blake is fondling his chips] Let's see here.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Fondling your chips is very infantile.
Henry Blake : Not now, Sidney.
Radar : But sir...
Henry Blake : Not now, Radar.
Radar : Yeah, but sir...
Henry Blake : Radar, whatever it is, sign it, cancel it, or order five more!