M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Deal Me Out (1973)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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Maj. Frank Burns : There's a war on, and we've no time for violence!
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Pvt. Carter : You've got no clothes on.
Maj. Frank Burns : Well I like to take them off when I have a shower.
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Army Capt. Halloran : What was that?
Maj. Frank Burns : He's pretending to be violent.
Army Capt. Halloran : Good imitation.
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Frank Burns : [about Capt. Halloran joining "The Conference"] Amazing! Anyone who comes in here is instantly corrupted!
Hawkeye : Hurry up, Frank. The good ship Lollipop is leaving.
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Maj. Frank Burns : [Walks in on the poker game] Well, looks like the "Conference" is in full swing.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Hello, Frank. What's new on the Mount?
Capt. Sam Pak : Read any good commandments lately?
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Maj. Frank Burns : You did it, didn't you? Operated on the CID man?
Hawkeye : Yeah, we decided to save his life for kicks.