M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Deal Me Out (1973)

Edward Winter: Capt. Halloran

Quotes 

• Army Capt. Halloran : [sitting down beside Cpl. Klinger, and seeing him in drag for the first time]  Hey... Up close, you're a guy!

  Cpl. Klinger : Far away too.

• Army Capt. Halloran : [about Klinger]  What about her?

  Capt. Sam Pak : She's my wife.

  Dr. Sidney Freedman : Interesting joke, Sam.

  Capt. Sam Pak : [tosses him a chip]  Thanks for seeing me, Sidney.

• Army Capt. Halloran : One bullet. That's all I need.

  Hawkeye : Ok, one bullet. Just don't use the gun.

• Army Capt. Halloran : What was that?

  Maj. Frank Burns : He's pretending to be violent.

  Army Capt. Halloran : Good imitation.

• Radar : Sir?

  Hawkeye , Dr. Sidney Freedman , Army Capt. Halloran , Trapper , Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Yes?

  Radar : Colonel sir?

• Army Capt. Halloran : [Hawkeye is collecting contributions to pay off the man who's pretending Radar hit him with a Jeep]  Hey, this is blackmail, you know. Maybe I ought to run him in.

  Hawkeye : Maybe you will on your way home.