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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I understand the cook made us a traditional Christmas dinner.
Cpl. Igor Straminsky : Right, turkey on shingles with cranberry sausage.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [B.J. is dressed as Santa Claus] Listen, fella, I've actually seen Santa Claus. I sat on his lap once. And I'm here to tell you, you ain't him.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : How can you tell, Virginia?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Well in the first place, is that a brown mustache or are you eating a mouse?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Listen, I don't cover up this mustache for nobody, fella. Buzz off.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Gee. whatever happened to 'ho ho ho'?