- Hawkeye refuses to accept a South Korean officer's warning that a wounded civilian he brought in is a dangerous enemy guerrilla soldier. Charles finds a new chess opponent.
- "Klinger, you may be a boob, but you are no mongoose." Such is the gratitude Max can expect to receive for good deeds from the Stiff Upper Nose. Max scours, wheels, deals and commits minor felonies to find Napoleon brandy and he even delivers it to The Swamp. Scully appears in triage; Margaret and the Swamp Rats are happy to see him, but Margaret is the flustered kind of happy. South Korean Lt. Park and his frightening MPs bring a North Korean prisoner to 4077. Lt. Park claims she is a dangerous guerrilla; she becomes one of Hawkeye's patients. Chuckles keeps Park minimally occupied by offering chess; the inscrutable Lt. Park places Chuckles in check with the same merciless cunning The Swamp Rats worry he will use on the female prisoner. Hawkeye and BJ are outraged G-2 will not save this young woman... until they witness blind hatred that rocks them to their liberal cores.—LA-Lawyer
- "Klinger, you may be a boob, but you have the cunning of a mongoose." Such is the gratitude Max can expect to receive for good deeds from the Stiff Upper Nose. Max scours, wheels, deals and commits minor felonies to find Napoleon brandy and he even delivers it to The Swamp. Winchester is thankful but wont share his brandy with anyone. He savors his cognac. But his joy is interrupted by a raft of incoming wounded.
Scully (Josh Bryant) appears in triage; Margaret and the Swamp Rats are happy to see him, but Margaret is the flustered kind of happy. South Korean Lt. Park (Mako) and his frightening MPs bring a North Korean prisoner to 4077. Lt. Park claims she is a dangerous guerrilla, a member of the communist underground. Dedicated to killing any enemy in uniform; she becomes one of Hawkeye's patients. Hawkeye says his job is to make sure that she survives and tells Park to back off when he orders his MP to carry the woman away. Park wants to question the woman. Margaret cares for Scully in post op and he continues hitting on her. Hawkeye bans Park from Post op.
Scully tells Hawkeye that Park will torture the North Korean as soon as she is released into his custody. He will start with torture and later kill her after he gets the info he wants. BJ and Hawkeye go to Potter who says that the woman could be a guerrilla. Potter agrees to keep Park away till the woman recovers. Hawkeye and BJ try every trick in the book to keep the prisoner away from Park and to get her transferred to a different facility, where Park wont be able to get his hands on her.
Chuckles keeps Park minimally occupied by offering chess; the inscrutable Lt. Park places Chuckles in check with the same merciless cunning The Swamp Rats worry he will use on the female prisoner. Klinger is in touch with Radar, who is still on his R&R. Radar makes it look like he is having a lot of fun (with parties and massage parlors), but in reality, he is sitting alone in his hotel room and having dinner alone in a restaurant. In Post Op, the North Korean woman gets up and attacks a South Korean patient by removing his IV and smashing his blood supply, while Houlihan was distracted with Scully. But everyone misses the attack and think that the woman got up from her bed as she was looking for help.
Hawkeye and BJ are outraged G-2 will not save this young woman... until they witness blind hatred that rocks them to their liberal cores. As Winchester keeps Park busy, Klinger distracts the MPs with Winchester's Napolean Brandy and BJ and Hawkeye use the distraction to move the North Korean out of MASH 4077. They are caught. Park takes his prisoner into custody, who curses BJ and Hawkeye and tells them that they heal people who kill North Koreans and rape her land. If she could, she would kill every person in MASH. Park takes her away for "questioning".
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