M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Hot Lips Is Back in Town (1979)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Tell your nurses not to be afraid to carry litters if they have to. Some of them are stronger than I am.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Can I have names?
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[B.J., posing as a MP, storms inside the training tent]
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Atten-hut! Prepare for inspection! Ladies and gentlemen, General Lyle Dumbkopf.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [Hawkeye storms in, posing as a general; gruff voice] Thank you, Cato. Where are the girls? Where are the girls?
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : You want girls? You want girls?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [to Nugent] You, suck in that gut! Throw out that chest!
[to Margaret]
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : You, stay just the way you are!
[Hawkeye grabs Margaret]
Major Margaret Houlihan : [shrieks] Get away from me!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Let's have a major skirmish.
Major Charles Winchester : Play this comic opera elsewhere.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Comic opera?
Major Charles Winchester : We are busy here!
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Shall I have him shot, Mon general?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Shooting is too good for him. Lock him in the kitchen.
Major Margaret Houlihan : [grows furious] That's it, get out. Get out of here!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Cato, sound retreat.
[B.J. blows a whistle]
Major Margaret Houlihan : [screams] OUT!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I shall not return.
[Margaret repeatedly hits Hawkeye and B.J. as she chases the two out of the tent]
Major Margaret Houlihan : Come on! Get out of here!
Major Margaret Houlihan : [frustrated] Can we just get on with it?