M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Last Laugh (1977)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Hawkeye, the tent is spinning around.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Which way?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Clockwise.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Mine's going counter-clockwise. Maybe together we're sober.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : General, I have not seen this hat, as long as my head has lived.
General Fox : Put it on!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [BJ puts on the hat which goes down around his nose] That's his hat all right.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [of Margaret] She's no fun when Donald's relaxed.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [defending BJ] He never left camp. We had a company sock wash.
General Fox : Colonel, were you a part of this company sock wash?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : No. That was, uh, for the younger crowd.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : He'll be walking back here in about 20 minutes.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Walking back?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : The only thing gassed up in that Jeep was us.