M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Pilot (1972)

Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan

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Quotes 

• Margaret : Those two, they're ruining this war, for all of us!

• Hawkeye : Sorry, baby.

  Margaret : That's Major to you!

  Hawkeye : Sorry, Major baby.

• [Everyone has just come out of a long OR session] 

  Margaret : [angrily]  You're dismissed.

  Hawkeye : Thanks, Mother. We've gotta get up early, anyway, and fix MacArthur's hernia.

• Margaret : [referring to Hawkeye and Trapper]  Those two are ruining this war... for ALL of us!