M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Billfold Syndrome (1978)
Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
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Quotes
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Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : [Drunk out of his mind and listening to Hawkeye and BJ make fun of him losing his position at Massachusetts General] Is that what you think... Beej? Is that what all you cretins think?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Did you hear something that sounded like Charles?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : The mummy speaks!
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Indeed, and I'm going to rise from this hideous tomb and leave all you relics behind.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Going somewhere Charles?
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : You bet your beer soaked brain I am.
[Holds up piece of paper]
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Read this and weep. This is from the Massachusetts General Hospital...
[mumbling drunk]
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Mahahuhet genel hopital. You are looking at the next chief of thoracic surgery.
[hiccups on thorasic]
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Gentlemen, eat my dust!
[throws paper down with a sinister grin]
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Well, we got him to talk.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : That's nothing, I can make him yell. Charles, uh, I wouldn't pack my bags just yet.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : No?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : No... uh... see... Beej and I sort of... uh... well... know about... your news
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : You read my telegram.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Read your-oh heavens no.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : We would never read your telegram.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : We wrote it.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : You wrote that?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Well I admit it's not the nicest thing we've ever done, but you have to realize that you challenged us!
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : There was no other way to get you to talk.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : We don't like to lose Charles.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Especially to you.