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Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : Have you seen Tuttle?
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : You just missed him. He went to X-ray with Hot Lips. Said something about doing some chest pictures.
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Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : [accosting Hawkeye after he observes him picking up Tuttle's mail] THAT is addressed to Capt. Tuttle.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Very good, Frank. You read well enough to be a druggist!
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : Where is he?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Who, Tuttle? He's in post-op, I'm going to drop this off for him.
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : Oh, well I can do that.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Oh, that's very kind of you, Frank. That certainly belies all the vicious gossip somebody is spreading about what a twisted, selfish, meanspirited, overbearing fusspot you are.
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : It certainly does!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Then I'll stop spreading it!