- Colonel Antunnez: My mother taught me...never to strike a lady.
- [Backhands Michelle Foster]
- Colonel Antunnez: . I never listened to my mother.
- [last lines]
- MacGyver: You don't suppose he had a plan?
- Michelle 'Mike' Forester: But, Jack said he only had enough fuel for about five miles.
- MacGyver: Yea. And when was the last time Jack didn't stretch the truth just a little.
- [first lines]
- MacGyver: [voice-over narration]
- [seeing his apartment empty]
- MacGyver: Some things in life just aren't fair. This is one of 'em. I suppose I could always call the police.
- [picking up an unattached phone]
- MacGyver: Or not. I don't believe this. Bedroom stripped. Closet cleaned out.
- [reading title of book left in closet]
- MacGyver: Kidnapped. A thief with a sense of humor.
- MacGyver: [In voice over, about Jack] I know I said I was going to slug him. But, how do you hit a child?