- Jack: Look at this; I'm the proud owner of an open can of sardines with wings on it. No, I do not have insurance for rebel gun fire.
- MacGyver: Listen compadre...
- [winces]
- MacGyver: I need a favor.
- Jack: A favor from who?
- MacGyver: You. I need a favor from you, Jack.
- Jack: You do?
- MacGyver: Yeah.
- Jack: From moi?
- MacGyver: Yes.
- Jack: MacGyver needs a favor from moi?
- MacGyver: Yes, Jack.
- Jack: Well, name it! Whatever... anything! I've been waiting years for this!