- Paul Buchman: She's aggravating you. Look at this, your heart's going a mile a minute. It's a mile a minute.
- Burt Buchman: What do you expect? The love of my life is here. When I see her, my heart goes pitter-patter.
- Ira Buchman: They got him at the hospital. Your ma says he's gonna be okay.
- Paul Buchman: Yeah, well, don't trust my mom, 'cause according to her, Grandma's still taking a nap.
- Sharon, Paul's Elder Sister: Oh my God! She's gonna kill him. She's gonna kill him and come live with me.
- Sylvia Buchman: Is somebody watching the kids?
- Sharon, Paul's Elder Sister: No, I dropped them off in Harlem on the way down.
- Paul Buchman: Is he gonna be okay?
- Sharon, Paul's Elder Sister: He's stable.
- Paul Buchman: Nobody in our family is stable.
- Sylvia Buchman: You're becoming a bitter divorcée. Maybe Jamie knows someone for you. You must meet plenty of nice young men doing nothing but working all the time. Of course, your brother meets nobody but film people.
- Jamie Buchman: Three bulls-eyes.
- Paul Buchman: She doesn't even reload.
- Jamie Buchman: What about your mother?
- Paul Buchman: What about my mother?
- Jamie Buchman: What if she comes in again?
- Paul Buchman: She won't.
- Jamie Buchman: Suppose she turns off another light. Who's she going to share the news with?