Mad About You (TV Series)
Natural History (1993)
Paul Reiser: Paul Buchman
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Quotes
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Paul Buchman : What, how, how was that different?
Jamie Stemple Buchman : Because it was. When we met, it was fate.
Paul Buchman : Don't, don't start with the fate thing.
Jamie Stemple Buchman : Well, that's what it was.
Paul Buchman : How-Who-Who told you that?
Jamie Stemple Buchman : Nobody told me that.
Paul Buchman : See, because they're not helping you.
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Paul Buchman : She already said she was busy.
Ira Buchman : When?
Paul Buchman : In front of the pterodactyls and then again she said she was busy in front of the paleozoic mollusks.
Ira Buchman : So what?
Paul Buchman : So must you be humiliated era by era?
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Jamie Stemple Buchman : What is that?
Paul Buchman : That, ooh, that's 200 million years of plaque.
Jamie Stemple Buchman : Well, put it back.
Paul Buchman : You know how long this guy survived before us?
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Ira Buchman : Wait. where are you going?
Ursula Buffay : Um, uptown. I have another job. I have to leave now.
Ira Buchman : Hey, we're going uptown.
Paul Buchman : We are?
Ira Buchman : Yeah. Boy are you out of practice.
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Ira Buchman : Listen, tell me something. Do you think that this boy should call his wife?
Ursula Buffay : Yeah, maybe he could tell her about that blonde girl he's always bringing in here.
Paul Buchman : That's my wife.
Ursula Buffay : Oh.